Facebook status update saves man from jail

Facebook seems to have contributed to countless broken love affairs, divorces, and insane levels of jealousy. People pry into your friend lists and updates until they sometimes reach conclusions far beyond reality. How lovely, then, that a mere status update appears to have saved a Harlem man from jail.

According to The New York Times, Rodney Bradford decided to update his status with a call from the soul. “Where’s my pancakes?” is the Times’ translation of a status update it says was written in “indecipherable street slang.” The fact that Bradford did this at 11:49 a.m. on October 17, using his father’s computer, meant that he would not have to suffer pancakes of a more distasteful nature in the local penitentiary.

Bradford, you see, was arrested the next day for robbery. However, after he was booked, his lawyer was intelligent enough to update the district attorney with news of Bradford’s Facebooking.