OOF – Out of Food

The actress is set to bear her bosom in Robert Rodriguez’s new action flick “Machete” while playing gun-toting socialite April Benz.

Lindsay’s big reveal (for the few who have yet to see her famous freckled assets) reportedly comes when she gets wet and naked while swimming in a waterfall with her on-screen mother, played by Alicia Rachel Marek.

While most daughters would rather drown than skinny dip with their mothers, the scene shouldn’t be too such a stretch for the 23-year-old wild child, who frequently parties alongside her mom/BFF Dina Lohan. And while most actresses would probably think long and hard about whether or not to parade their privates on the big screen, producers probably had no trouble twisting Liberal Lindsay’s rubber arm. After all, she’s never shied away from getting naked, and we’re not just talking about her free-love-inspired private life.

Actress Brittany Murphy likely died of natural causes Sunday at age 32, a Los Angeles County coroner’s official says.

Murphy apparently collapsed in the bathroom Sunday morning and authorities are looking into her medical history, he said. An autopsy is planned for Monday or Tuesday, he said.

She broke into the business in the early 1990s with small roles in various commercials, TV series — including Frasier and Party of Five — and movies. Murphy also found work in voiceovers, including voicing the character Luanne on the animated series King of the Hill as well as Gloria the penguin in Happy Feet.

Before her marriage to Simon Monjack, she dated Ashton Kutcher, who co-starred with Murphy in the romantic comedy Just Married. She is due to appear in Sylvester Stallone’s The Expendables, set for release next year.

We’re told he said his wife (supermodel Elin Nordegren) had confronted him about reports that he was seeing another woman. The argument got heated and, according to our source, she scratched his face up. We’re told it was then Woods beat a hasty retreat for his SUV — but according to our source, Woods says his wife followed behind with a golf club. As Tiger drove away, she struck the vehicle several times with the club. Full scoop here.

Paul Walker wants to be a marine biologist, or at least he did, until he fell into acting.

So it’s only natural that the Fast and the Furious actor attach himself to National Geographic’s second annual Expedition Week with Expedition Great White.

In the special, Walker, a deckhand, races against time to haul in sharks the size of an SVU, throwing them through a barrage of tests and then releasing them mere minutes later, virtually unharmed.

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The greatest of all time, Michael Jackson. R.I.P.